Neverland - Part-time barista / human-definition of bitter / student of the worst kind, Jess Minn, has been spotted spending an excessive amount of time, as well as financial instruments, in several shopping malls in the Land recently.
It is believed that the sudden increase in her shopping activities was due to an unfortunate condition that has befell her, of which in a parallel universe, known as a deep and prolonged recession - depression. It is also for the very same reason that the 18-year-old is back here, once again writing in nonsensical form.
Despite having a purchasing power of even lower than the x-axis, she spends aggressively. She loses her sense whenever she finds herself in a shopping mall, and she blames all producers of pretty creations in the Land for that. The irrational things that she does in order to meet short-term happiness includes but does not limit to purchasing four pairs of similar jeans in just one day. Spreading the love and joy, she had also casually taken over Santa's job and bought plenty of presents for very few of her few favourite people in the Land. She has also spent RM80, equivalent to eight Spicy Chicken McDeluxe Value Meal on a black T-shirt with white and only white inks imprinted on it, which evidently suggests that she has lost her sanity.
She deemed all of the events above necessary in order to minimize her self-diagnosed depression. According to an unknown source, she has successfully removed the practice of 'dinner' from her system. One other crucial evident that supports her theory involves causing damage to something very precious to her - she dyed her hair. Symptoms such as the multiplying occurrence of 'extremely loud but unheard monologues' has also raised concern to nobody but herself.
A paragraph explaining the causes of her condition had been written at this very spot earlier on but the publisher had decided that it is best not to reveal them for now. So much for the effort and time.
A slightly concerned friend had advised her to get out of the box, but she could not seem to find the exit anywhere near her. Knowing that she has to engage herself with unexciting events involving textbooks and a stable state of mind very soon, she is currently searching for a way out desperately. Latest sources said that she had deactivated her Facebook account and once again uninstalled her Twitter application in her phone for the same reason. However, the truth behind these suspicious actions of hers remains unknown.
She is fine.
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