Steps to take to cure depression.

Method 1 (Highly recommended)

1. Get extremely excited about something. Anything at all. The higher the impossibility for that thing to happen, the higher the chance for this method to work.

2. Tell the whole world that you are happy and excited and elated over that particular (highly impossible to happen) thing and you are to treat them for breakfast/lunch/dinner/all of the mentioned because you worked in McDonald's two months back and you did not know what to do with the money but finally decided that sharing the joy (joy=money/excitement for the highly impossible thing to happen) would be the best.

3. Pick a restaurant with the best seafood spaghetti you have ever known.

4. Plan for the breakfast/lunch/dinner. Invite the whole world for that breakfast/lunch/dinner. The more the merrier.

5. Get even more excited over this breakfast/lunch/dinner! :D

6. Then this is the part where alas, you realize that the something you got so excited and hyped up earlier before will never. Ever. Happen. In reality.

7. Hence the begin of this short journey towards depression.

8. Reached. Depressed.

9. Then this is the part where you get even more depressed upon realizing your excitement towards the breakfast/lunch/dinner (in the restaurant with best seafood spaghetti....triple depressed) was all in vain and there wasn't any joy to share in the very first place.

10. Try your very very very best to hide the depressed and disappointed look out of your face.

(The harder you try, the more obvious it is.)

11. The whole world realizes that you are depressed in spite of the face you give to every single one of them. The whole world holds a secret meeting.

12. Now the whole world decided that you are too depressed to share your joy (joy=money) hence they humbly reach out to you, attesting that they would share their joy (joy=money...uh food I mean) with you.

13. Repeat step 3-5 and enjoy the best seafood spaghetti (and everything else...pictures soon) in town without even having to look at the bill. Depression cured.

Updated: 14112010 - Now is soon.

This is a picture of a very shitty cake which fooled me by its look which was initially an effort to cheer me up but failed miserably. It's from Sherwood by the way.

And this is a picture of a very big platter of awesome awesome seafood spaghetti. I finished everything minus the muscles and whatever thing clamped with shell they taste so raw larr. Good times aye, good times.

This is a picture of everything else which of course was all finished by me in the end.

Now this is a picture of the effect of my overpowering depression and Ngoh Jess Shynn playing the iPod like a little kid.

P.S. This works only for normal people... It did not work for me as I am not categorized as one of them but I assure every single normal one of you out there, this method will work.

Method 2 (Highly recommended)

1. When the schools demands for a decision from you of what are the subjects you desire to take, decide that Accounts will of course be included in that list.

2. When the year end examination is over for every one else (who decided that Accounts is a blehhhh-subject) but you, get depressed because they won their victory a day earlier than you.

3. Hold a frying pan in your hand all the time just in case Danny (who decided that Accounts is a blehhhh-subject) (Bleh you Danny, blehhhhhhhhhhh you) decided to hit you with his.

4. Write some stupid stuffs on your blog. Admire your own blog.

5. Go to sleep. (With frying pan still in hand)

6. Never wake up. Depression cured.

Method 3 (Highly recommended) (Worked for me despite my abnormality.) (Seriously.)

Talk to Jeremy.

Method 4 (Highly recommended as it is simple and easy and doesn't require much work)

Sing this song:

With Christ in the vessel we can smile at the storm,

Smile at the storm,

Smile at the strom,

With Christ in the vessel we can smile at the storm

As we go sailing home.

And if it hasn't worked yet, continue singing:

Sailing, saling home,

Sailing, sailing home,

With Christ in the vessel we can smile at the storm

As we go sailing home.

And if it still does not cure your depression, keep singing this song. Play it in your mind for the next 24 hours. Or you could take out a piece of paper and do something like this:

Now that I have done this I would like to correct my statement above. Don't take out a piece of paper. Just click the 'Start' button on the bottom left corner of the screen and search for 'Paint' and click 'Paint' and draw all you want.

Depression cured! :)

And my, may I say that if you are still dealing with depression issues after following all of the methods above then here comes the best solution which is Method 5.....

Stop reading this depressing blog.