31st December, 2010.

Happy Birthday to my beloved uncle! :)

Yes that is all I have to say. I am not ready to bid 2010 goodbye yet so don't disturb me I'm being sentimental now and trust me you won't want to touch a sentimental person's emotion. And oh did I mention that I have tuition tomorrow. And oh oh I haven't done my tuition homework yet because I am busy being sentimental. Aaah welcome back, life. (I am so not ready to say it but well.)

Orlo!

Meet me and her (blog owner's) name tag!

Yours faithfully,

New Wound produced by finger of unknown

P.S. BANGSAI BOYS ROCKS

Edited at 00:29, Friday: -

Bwahahahahahahahahaha you tell me who rocks. You tell me. God is so awesome larr He reserved this and waited for me to come back you know!

P.P.S. BANGSAI BOYS ROCKS

Merry Christmas! :)

Do you know who takes two hours to pack for a five-days-short/long camp despite knowing that he/she/it will die if he/she/it does not practice the piano today because of his/her/its absence in some place for some time? And do you know who sleeps like a dead pig instead of spending quality time on the piano? And and do you know who blogs the night before he/she/it parts from the computer for five awesome days and puts 'Merry Christmas! :)' as the latest entry title so that when people views her/his/its blog in the next five days they will go 'Oh the last entry wasn't very long ago what he/she/it last blogged during Christmas! It's just uhh.... 120 hours ago.'?

Me.

And tomorrow you will know who brings three bags and a plush toy to a five-days-short camp.

Now I reread my last entry in 2009 and trust me, IT IS EVEN MORE STUPID THAN STUPID. Don't trust me? Nah here you go. See the consequences of not setting your target before you run? See how's the life of someone who doesn't aim for the top? See the painful aftermath of battling between you and yourself, fighting for uh, average?

Cannot see ah? Look at me lor.

Don't ask me. I - myself do not even know how can I be so stupid. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. STUPIDDDDDDDDDD!

Anyway, here I am to announce the first few of my new resolutions also known as BIG decisions. (List will be updated if I ever touch this computer again.) And this time I better achieve more than half of them or else I will cut my hair (bwahahahahaha).

2011 resolutions

1. Seek God, trust God, listen to God for 365 days in 2011.

2. Eat McD only once a month. (12 meals out of 365 days, God bless me)

3. Discipline myself whenever I come to face the wonders of the computer and internet.

4. Study everyday until I am officially exam-free.

5. Read the bible EVERYDAY.

6. Spend less money. Need to save money for a dot com HAHAHAHHAHA just joking.

7. No outings. (If decided that this can never be achieved, this will be very sadly removed from the list.)

And now you also know who writes their resolution on their blog on Christmas night right before they (sorry, very lazy to type he/she/it) leave Kuantan for good. ................. Purpose.

Proclamation:

*Exciting part begins*

I am not even close to excited about my day but there is definitely something worth being excited about today! :)

Well done my awesome :) :)

*Exciting part ends and continues with normal-JessMinn part*

Tonight's appearance was neither foreseen nor planned. Remember about my third hobby which is doing things last minute? Apparently this, too, is one of the case. (I helped some friends last minute - yesterday - and got cheaper tickets as must-receive reward.) This was never intended. I promise you on my entire closet full of my preciouses.

Have you ever....

Avoid oily-food intake? Not because you think you are fat but it's because your stupid organ do not know how to emulsify fat.

Have you ever been in front of the computer, feeling completely lost and all alone?

Have you ever ignored the other option which is you could actually choose to join happy people who laugh like crazy people in front of TV?

Have you ever been through a mental breakdown because of five amazing-used-to-be people on this planet which causes you to constantly boycott any form of products from their country, at all?

Have you ever feel that your biggest accomplishment in life is starving hopelessly for seven miserable hours?

Have you ever thought that something is really wrong with you because you drink only two bottles of water a day?

Have you ever suspect that there is actually a tumor growing in your big head, compressing details, personality, characters, and memory that is stored in your brain?

Have you ever knew that you want things so much yet you do nothing about it because you think that your brain tumor theory may be right?

Have you ever felt, completely stuck, with extremely minimal movement, down the hole there, where nobody knows exactly the location of it, not even yourself?

Have you ever told yourself that you know you are strong and you know you can do this and you want to change for the better but you just can't?

Have you ever been the one encouraging people, full with fire, pushing people through things, and yet in the end feeling exactly the opposite of who you have once been?

Have you ever thought that no one will read this because people will think that this is just another blog entry, whining all to yourself about how lost, how clueless, how miserable you are and nobody gives a damn? Oy I'm not blaming you ah, reading people.

Have you ever been the one, always aiming for the top, the best, perfection, and now all you can feel is just down... And broken?

Have you ever thought that maybe, you are tested by God and He wants me to stand up and fire up, and become a better person than who you were?

Have you ever know that you have thought the above thought and have been always wanting to be better and now... You're still stuck down that hole which is no where to be found?

Have you ever thought that this blog entry will just last a few lines because you think that there is not much in life but discovering that you were wrong because now you are still writing?

And have you ever been using an idiotic mouse for months which has no pressure or pain receptors on the left side of itself because despite how hard you press on it's left, IT JUST WON'T CARRY OUT YOUR STUPID ORDER?

And and have you ever wished that Santa will accidentally (on purpose) bump into this blog entry and get you the smallest and simplest present one could ever wish for?

Yeah welcome to my life.

This is for you.

I am so blogging in a rush because not only I NEED to study for tomorrow's exam (yes larr I love to do things last minutes larr), I also NEED to practice a song which I was assigned to play on the last day of 2010 like two months ago but have been ignoring the assignment all these while because doing things last minute is my third hobby, followed by pining for McD and complaining about the hot weather. And also I feel so mega giga guilty that every time Danny clicks into this page he sees no update from me.

More importantly, I am blogging now so that there is at least something new in this few days on this very page because on next Sunday, I am leaving for good.

......... Purpose.

Despite the fact that this blog entry will most certainly reveal the childishness in me... Well I am leaving for good this Sunday so no matter. Oh sheet leaving for good purpose I meant.

Lo and behold, painting:

..... According to the numbers.

Number 3 is green, so yeah you get what I mean.... Yes?

I did not take part in this painting by the way. Proven here.

The unconvincing outcome hahaha hahaha. Ha ha. I know you said 'YERR SO UGLY ONE' to the previous picture. Or you may be still saying the same thing to this one.

So I ask you, what do two human beings bring home when they come back from KL and bulge into the bedroom as if they went to the moon and brought back a quarter of the moon (thus expecting warm welcome from me), careless of one human being is sleeping so soundly and peacefully in the bed?

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Uhh this.

With these.

And I don't know how many seconds will it take to make it look like this:

9874563215878999862398786623157 seconds probably.

Okay done revealing my childishness. So you have been wiser after reading this blog entry. I'm gonna end this with a picture of a white creature with lamp-like thing surrounding its head and with a filthy ball in its mouth not to forget about its confused look plus the triangular ears. With food and water and a moon in the background.

Okay now where is my stupid first aid book.

You tell me larr...

Which one to choose?

A. TV

B. Blog

C. Piano

D. Books HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Yeah limited options surrounded by four thick walls and oxygen of Kuantan and no 'you tell me larr' post isn't suppose to go like this but what to do. I have made my choice. And by the way eating is no longer an option because right now, oh trust me, I don't feel like eating for the next decade and I am pretending that there is no such activity called 'eating'.

Meanwhile, I shall present you : Sexy -

The car. Not the humans.

I ask you larr.

Where to get such perfect book at such low price?

Book.

Oh sorry I mean, book...

Awesome right. It's so black you can even spot this book from far away. Not only that, it's so black you can write/draw anything on it with correction fluid/white pens/shiny writing tools. And and and, it's so plain you can even paste a big David Villa on it. Or maybe William Mosely. Oh oh it also works for Cedric Diggory NOT EDWARD CULLEN GOODNESS NOT HIM.

On second thought, leave it plain will do. Yeah. So perfect.

Now, ready for another part of this book that contributes to its perfection?

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..

:D

The pages are white in colour! AND not contaminated! They are line-free, logo-free, picture-free, words-free, and everything else-free! Seen any books like this? By the way drawing blocks aren't books.

(And here is the part where you say no, I do not know where to get such perfect books at such low price.)

Lalalala.

It is from the almighty GSC cinema where I get this perfect book from. Buy Combo 3 (which usually costs RM8.70) at RM9.80 and you get this awesome perfect book. So worth it I tell you. I don't think this type of book can be found even at Ebay. And if a Ngoh Jess Lynn happens to tell you that this awesome book is hers, please, dear readers, do not believe in rumours. Meanwhile the Narnia wrapper shall be put up for auction at the starting price of RM1 (yes, I believe that the wrapper costs RM1.02 and the book itself costs only 8 cents but you know our system here, rounding ups grrr) because Peter Pevensie isn't on it. Please comment if you are interested. Bwahaha.

I'm done sharing my joy here. Now if you may excuse me, I have an appointment with uhh.... KL. Upcoming post shall be entitled 'You tell me larr' and no, GSC did not pay me to do this.

Former McD crew: I'm alive.

Far Far Away Land - Student/Procrastinator/Disappointer/Trouble-maker/Former McD crew, Jess Minn, is recently reported nowhere to be seen but in her house - the only building in Far Far Away Land (Population: one).

Danny, a concerned friend, decided to pay the aforementioned student/ procrastinator/ disappointer/ trouble-maker/ former McD crew a visit after having his inbox flooded by messages like these:

"Hello. This place is so boring I can die. Haha haha joking larr."

"Danny why didn't you reply. You know what I do when I don't get replies from you or not. I rot. Then I die."

"DANNY I'M GOING TO DIE! SUE BOREDOM AND GET ME MY JUSTICE WHEN I'M DEAD!"

A total of 18,975 messages were received by Danny within 4 hours (1 message/1.318 sec) which caused Danny's specially programmed computer to burst into flame and had his whole house burned down. It is suspected that Jess Minn has the ability to produce extreme heat via the world wide web. However, the theory has not been confirmed and the source of the above information is unknown.

'I don't blame her. I am all she has and I should be there for her instead of fishing in Slipshod-Slapdash Land. I'm just glad that she's fine,' said Danny. When asked how was Jess Minn's condition during the visit, Danny answered promptly, 'she was sane'. 'We chatted a lot and she just seemed... Normal. She even fed her dog,' he added.

It is believed that Jess Minn sleeps twelve hours a day and usually gets up at noon. All she does in a day can, in fact, be listed out in a sentence: wake up, wash up, eat, eat, eat, play computer, annoy Danny, whine out of boredom, annoy Danny, play piano, eat eat eat, set somebody's house on fire, play computer, blog, sleep.

It is also believed that she is blogging at this very hour, right before she goes to bed.

Although it is confirmed that Jess Minn is alive, and sane, it is highly suspected that she is, once again, in depression because she 'feels lifeless and thinks that the computer is ruining her life'. Moreover, she has nothing else to do apart from facing the computer (and eating, of course) while acting like all the books in her study room are transparent. She even acts like the study room never existed as it has been long since she stepped her foot into it. Her few previous encounter with depression was awfully ugly, so let us all keep her in prayer.

Sue boredom. Seriously.

Words and a picture at 0133 hrs.

Why, hello there.

Did I mention that I have a MEGA important mission to accomplish tomorrow? Or let's say eight awesome hours later.

(Those eight hours are awesome because I'll use up one hour to get excited over knowing the fact that I will sleep soon. I am always very excited to sleep because I know that the next thing I do after I sleep is wake up. And I am always very happy to I wake up because well, I just don't see why not. And then I'll use five fine hours to visit my Never Land. Just enough. The two remaining hours shall be used up very wisely - open eyes, be happy, wash up happily, prep for important mission happily, etc.)

Yes, it is that awesome.

Jasmine's roses. (Flowers of a flower)

My life is awesome.

December already.

Alright let me just pretend that today is still today/Wednesday/1st December 2010.

Today is different. Very different.

I woke up, had breakfast fried by my sister, no Grey's Anatomy blaaaaaaaaaaaaah, did not spend much time with the computer and left home (so finally) for five hours. So yeah today is different. Hence the different blog post. I mean different different.

This is a too-much-of-information-post.

This morning, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah. So these are the people I spent my day with:

After being served lousily (what's lousier, we paid for their lousy service...) at a lousy restaurant (catogorized as lousy due to lousy service), we watched Rapunzel and I stared into the screen and admired the blondie's hair for almost two hours. What's her name again... Oh yes Rapunzel. Don't ever let me see her again lest I start to get obsessed and you know.... If you happened to read the previous post. If you happen to.

Oh great. There she is. Now I want to. Gaaaaaaahh.

After two hours of admiration, I parted with the three above and joined my younger sister. Then I got disappointed of her action in order to not disappoint her friend HAHAHAHA joking. I got free drinks I meant. Who doesn't love free drinks I ask you? (Exception: Free drinks but no stamps because it is a tall one not a grande one) (The answer is me by the way.) (Aiyo joking larrr.)

Lala.

As today is Wednesday (pretend pretend pretend) Baskin Robins' promotion is on. Wear anything pink and you get two scoops for the price of one. Surprisingly I have NOTHING pink on me. Not even my shoes. Nor my bag. Blah. Oh have I mentioned that I wore blue today? Yeah now I have. Told you today is different. So back to the story. I have nothing pink BUT my clever sister is wearing pink! With a green bag. Which Baskin Robins considered pink and it looks like this:

So next time you wear a pair of white shoes and you paste a pink sticker on it on a Wednesday and Baskin Robins will give you the green light.

And here's another part of my different day (night):

Yes laugh if you must. I am confessing that I played Monopoly with my younger sister until tomorrow (Today is Wednesday). Which is the cause of the delay of this post and the whole pretend that today is still today thing.

And and and I finally bought the lovely jacket! Oh yeah. One down, two more to go. God bless me.

Yeah too much of information divulged.