'Then why was she appointed to be the queen? She's ruining that land!' You may ask.
And I am telling you, it's because she's the only living being on that poor piece of land. And every land needs a ruler (from what I assume). Although there's nothing much for her to do on that piece of land - besides breathing, eating and surviving, she still has to stay there, in order to protect Slipshod-Slapdash Land against enemy attacks.
(As if she and the piece of land have everything to lose AHAHAHAHAHA.)
How pathetic.
Right now, the queen is doing something she does very often - wasting time. And not to mention, she has tonnes of assignments from i-dont-know-where to complete by tomorrow, which is driving her crazy as she has got no inspiration to complete those assignments. None at all.
You know, she really loves chocolate so much that it would really inspire her to at least, start to touch any of those assignments. Or socialize with them perhaps. Which unfortunately here's the fact which I've failed to mention earlier just now: She's incredibly lazy. She is so lazy that she is not willing to walk less than 156 steps to reach the chocolate bar just ten feet below her so too bad, bye bye inspiration.
Anyway I heard that she is about to write about 10 things she loves about Malaysia. Wow.
And and and!! She is going to die soon. Too soon. As she has to go to this place called, school. In less than 33 hours.
She is none other than Ngoh Jess Minn - also the queen of laziness and procrastination.
God bless you.
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