Epic September: Part 1

Here lies a blog entry, delayed for somewhat too long, and here your eyes cannot stop catching words after words - maybe you just did - because you find the computer a thousand times more attractive than your revision books/you tell yourself you need to take some time off to relax/the television isn't working/you want to find out what more stupid things I have to write.

Here, I am going to write about the steps to be taken should any one of you out there wants to experience disappointment, or even grieve, because you have nothing better to do in life than risking your self-esteem for the next whole (at least) six months - which most probably a sane person wouldn't even want to read on.

Aaaaaand you're still reading. Welcome to the club.

You will need:

A car, specifically without a functioning air-conditioner

A driver (You may cut out this part if you have got yourself a driving license, God bless you)

A mind with low rationality and little common sense

Time (2 hours at least)

Very, very supportive friends

Much courage

Step one: Make the most unwise decision of changing the way you live your life, with the encouragement and support from three amazingly inspiring friends, and also from some many strangers who all look something like this:

Step two: Pick a date for execution. (Saturday would be ideal for best results)

Step three: On that very unfortunate day, take a ride in a car - a very stupid one with a malfunction air-cond - and arrive your destination, which is the one saloon you wished (AND STILL WISH) to NEVER go back to. (Yeah that's right.)
Step four: Wait.
Step five: Wait.
Step six: It is still not too late to back out.
Step seven: It is finally your turn. You sit on the chair and stare into the mirror and even before you could bid your precious goodbye...
Step eight: SNIP! A pair of sharp and destructive scissors parted you from your... [insert suitable word].
Step nine: You cannot believe what you have just done.
Step ten: Regret.

However, in recovery of this self-created disappointment, here is what I recommend you to do:
1. Avoid the mirror.
2. Avoid the mirror.
3. Avoid the mirror.
4. Just avoid everything that reflects e.g. water surface, car windows, house windows, school windows...
5. You could make use of lots of hair clips, hair pins, hair bands etc.

P.S: I know you find this stupid. Because I find this stupid, too.

Note: Based on true story.