KUALA LUMPUR: Author of this sad, abandoned blog, Jess Minn, decides to create a new post on a Friday evening, after her ambitious attempt of reading through every single sentence in the Sales of Goods Act 1957.
Needless to say, she failed.
She got out from her chair after a torturous hour of carrying out the act of 'studying', only to find herself nowhere to go. Without much consideration, she turned on the TV and started munching on some peanuts, her latest source of protein.
Sometimes she would be saddened by the fact that she cannot cook. Other times she would be saddened by the fact that she still cannot cook.
Shortly after she decided to stop eating, she got a call from her sister. She missed her call and in order to return her sister's call, she had to restart her very, very unintelligent smartphone, an activity she had been very actively engaged in lately, because most of the time her unintelligent smartphone would lose its sense (of touch, but what's the difference anyway).
In the conversation with her sister, she discussed her inability and reluctance to study and many other unnecessary topics. The conversation ended with two agreements, of which both parties were pleased of. First, her sister would transfer some rewards into her Starbucks card, because she needs them that badly. Second, she was permitted an hour on the computer, also because she needed it that badly.
Her permit expired 24 minutes ago.
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