Today, I am -

Going to have a good life because a certain Mr. Dryden wished me so

Today, I am -

Asking for help from God / the universe / Taka / Founder Ymir / Houston / J2

Today, I am -

Eating lots of pastries because according to a signboard at a coffeeshop (and also, science: f=ma) skinny people are easier to kidnap

Today, I am -

Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow

Today, I am -

Most certainly passing away

Today, I am -

Deploying guards in case the grand combination of sheer will and a formal mental eviction notice did not succeed in eliminating the redundant

Today, I am -

Open to receiving

Today, I am -

Evicting unbefitting residents from my hippocampus 

Today, I am -

Former owner of oregano plant

/ owner of formerly living oregano plant

/ oregano murderer

Today, I am -

Entering rest mode

Today, I am -

Learning